Jerky gods forgive your previous indiscretion with the tofu wench.
Hell hath no fury like a man in the woods.
You're almost out, with just a deep canyon between you and another shot at delicious man snacks. How do you plan on crossing?
- a) Smoke signals should work. Then hopefully a rescue copter filled with big, strong men will arrive.
- b) You've got your pocketknife, and there's no shortage of trees. Build that bridge.
- c) That's a long drop. It's best to turn back and choose another path.
- d) It's all too much. Just jump and end it all.