Jerky gods take notice...
Well played. Your business is your own, and you continue on your way unfazed.
That is, until you come face to face with a mother grizzly bear and her cubs. What's your plan?
- a) Assume the fetal position. Go ahead and suck on your thumb while you're at it.
- b) Hike up your skirt and run!
- c) Wrestle her to the ground, force the tap out, then continue on your way.
- d) Freeze up - only survivalists know what to do in this kind of situation.