WWSD: What Would Saul Do?
What happened? Where am I? How did I get here? We'll tell you all three.
You said you'd like some tofu. And just like that, you've found yourself in a precarious situation. You've made a choice only a little schoolgirl could appreciate, and now you're in the woods - literally, figuratively and every other way. To get out, you're going to have to show wisdom, savvy and a good bit of gritty manliness. Think you've got what it takes? We'll see.
There's no going back. As you make your way through the woods, you come to a fork in the road with a sign that shows four paths. Which do you choose?
- a) "This way is short and safe."
- b) "This way is exciting, but dangerous. Lesser men will die trying."
- c) "This way is perfect for small children and pregnant women."
- d) "This way will provide step-by-step directions."