Exotic
They call me the girl thats out of this world. Exotic. Passionate. Nobody knows where Ive been, and Im not the type to kiss and tell. Borneo, Tahiti, the Amalfi Coast? They can guess all they want. I may leave clues, but the minute you start to figure me out, Im gone with the wind. I may make the scene in a taxi and I always go wild for a ride in a jet, but Bombshell Jerky is the only thing that takes me all the way to Cloud 9. The tastes Ive indulged in are off the charts. Im not sure what theyll think up next, but whatever it is, I know Ill be just wild for it.
WWSD: What Would Saul Do?
What happened? Where am I? How did I get here? We'll tell you all three.
You said you'd like some tofu. And just like that, you've found yourself in a precarious situation. You've made a choice only a little schoolgirl could appreciate, and now you're in the woods - literally, figuratively and every other way. To get out, you're going to have to show wisdom, savvy and a good bit of gritty manliness. Think you've got what it takes? We'll see.
There's no going back. As you make your way through the woods, you come to a fork in the road with a sign that shows four paths. Which do you choose?
- a) "This way is short and safe."
- b) "This way is exciting, but dangerous. Lesser men will die trying."
- c) "This way is perfect for small children and pregnant women."
- d) "This way will provide step-by-step directions."
